"Have an ice day"

"Have you ice skated on weed???"

It's hard! The movie after that was better.

Brazilian (dirty) mind

São Pedro, na triagem celeste, perguntou para o americano:

- O que é mole, mas na mão das mulheres fica duro?
O americano pensou e disse:
- Esmalte!
Muito bem! Pode entrar! - disse São Pedro.

Perguntou ao italiano:
- Onde as mulheres têm o cabelo mais enrolado?
O italiano respondeu:
- Na África!
- Certo! Pode entrar!

Para o alemão:
- O que as mulheres tem que tem seis letras, começa por B, termina com A e não sai da cabeça dos homens?
O alemão respondeu:
- A Beleza!
- Certo! Pode entrar!

Para o francês:
- O que as mulheres têm no meio das pernas?
O francês respondeu:
- O joelho!
- Boa! Pode entrar também!

E perguntou ao inglês:
- O que é que a mulher casada tem mais larga que a solteira?
O inglês respondeu:
- A cama!
- Ótimo! Pode entrar!

E ao espanhol:
- O que é redondo, tem duas letras, um furo no meio, começa com C, quem dá fica feliz e quem ganha fica mais ainda?
O espanhol respondeu:
- CD!
- É isso ai, cara! Entre também!!!

E ao canadense:
- O que começa com B termina com A e para as mulheres usarem tem que abrir as pernas??
O canadense respondeu:
- Bicicleta!
- Excelente! Pode entrar!

O brasileiro virou-se e foi saindo de fininho...
São Pedro chamou-o:
- Epa, pera ai! Você não vai responder à sua pergunta???
O brasileiro falou:
- Sem chance! Errei todas as anteriores!

"Quanto mais livre você deixar a pessoa que ama, mais ela sentirá prazer em ficar ao seu lado."

(Zibia Gasparetto - Um amor de Verdade)

Romera762 - Illustration & Design

job. character creation
client. Billy Blue Graphic Design and Communication School
product. soft drink
dead line. october 26th 2006

"The earth does not belong to man, man belongs to the earth"

My new mobile’s feature

Nudel’s icon is not exactly what I wanted, but that was the closest I could find...

Packaging Design

.environment friendly.

"Did you really, dude?!"

"According to 'The Risk Advisory Group' - an English research institute - 20% of the resumes received by companies have at least one big lie about the person’s professional career, and more than 50% have big exaggerations about experience stuff."

"The other day I was working in Luna Park and, as always, I saw people running outside on the footpath close to the rides. For the first time I felt jealous of them and really wished to get my foot back to normal..."

"Yeah, Summer is gonna leave my house for good on the 15th of December. But before that she’s gonna 'close' her stay here with 'golden key' having her mother and brother over, who are coming from Canada to visit here. At the same week Nudel is moving too and we gonna share my room until I go to Brazil. Gosh... I can't even imagine how messy the cavern is gonna be! 8 people + visitors sharing our darkness with us..."

"- Someone called us this week asking about you...
- Yeah, I gave Luna’s number as referee after a job interview.
- So are you quitting?
- Nah, I had to say no. I need a job when getting back from overseas."

"She got irritated just because I was insisting to know what was her sister boyfriend’s name and how does he looks like. Gosh, such a moody scary girl! Gotta think twice before talking about something with her..."

"A few weeks ago I spoke to a lawyer about getting an aussie residency, and the thing is harder than I thought... According to her I have 110/120 points, and between all the options she gave me to get the other 10 points, the easier one would be moving out from Sydney to live in a less populated city... Last night for the first time I thought that wouldn't be a bad idea..."

"In a week my whole family is going to Buenos Aires to spend a week there. Everyone, apart from me, is going. Even my American aunt with her American friends. I don't wanna tell a little detail about this trip, but I just hope everything goes fine. I really really do!"

"It’s crazy how fast this year is going! It seems that every year my life goes faster and faster. But if in 2007 I really do the residency thing and move to a quiet city in Australia, I guess I'm gonna have the most slow and quiet year ever."

"Where’s the weed?! The payment has already been done!!"

"I'm gonna be in Brazil again in less than 2 months. This time I'm definitely trying to see everyone, including ex-girlfriends as Junia. I have no idea if she still reads this blog, but if she does: you better get ready, Garota do Rio! I'll knock on your door when you least expect!"

"Ginga is a way of never taking life too seriously, of fighting hardships with the proper use of toes, heel and hips. For the last 506 years, Brazilians have been happily ‘ginga-ing’ through life. And they recommend it to everybody."

Matias y su avión

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Clap clap clap hermanos

"Big eyes, big head!"

“Meus bons amigos, onde estão”
Notícias de todos quero saber
Cada um fez sua vida de forma diferente
As vezes me pergunto, malditos são inocente”

“Meus bons amigos”(0:35) - Barão Vermelho

“Zé te mijo no pé!”

Indeed... I haven't updated this thing and the other one very often lately. Dunno why... Maybe cos spending 4 days in a row at home, being outside just for 20 minutes to buy a few stuffs in the grocery shop, doesn't make your life too exciting, with different things and news to tell.
Yeah, for the ones who don’t know the reason for that is because last Saturday (crazy) night, after a friend’s party, I was getting home completely drunk from the back yard with my flatmates, when I stupidly fell down the 3 steps stairs and writhed my ankle VERY badly! Fuck! It hurt SO much! You have no idea! I was just like the fat kid in the rollercoaster’s video that I put last week here: "This hurts, this hurts! Somebody, this hurts!" ...Which made my flatmates laugh a lot at me! :( It’s amazing, but as soon as people see you are not dead, all they do is just laugh when shit things like that happen! Thankfully Léo stopped laugh for a while, helping me to stand up and to walk until my room. Then I just laid down in my bed and slept. Didn't even see Nudel putting the metres on the ground to sleep, as we always do when he come over.
On the morning I woke up with A LOT of pain and couldn’t stand up to walk! What was worse... When I sat down in the bed, I smelled pee in my room and noticed that part of the ground, Nudel’s metres and a bit of mine, was all wet with pee!!!!!! Shit! I thought I was dreaming and just couldn't understand how such a bizarre thing could have happened!!! When everybody woke up, of course they thought I was the one who did it cos I'm the only sleepwalker in the house!! But, fuck off, I know my self very well and I know that even sleeping I wouldn't do such a stupid thing! Even more cos I couldn't stand up to pee with my hurting ankle!! So Iza said that probably a dog came in the house while everybody was sleeping and pee in my room! ...Hehehe, oh yeah, sure! To me it was Nudel cos he's the biggest stupid drunk in the world, and I've seen and heard a lot of shit things he has done while drunk. But, of course, he denied and swears that wasn’t him...
Anyway, the mystery will be forever alive and no one will ever know. All I could do was washing everything (the ground, the sheets, Nudel's metres) and throwing my double size metres away! :/ Now everything is right and "new" again (apart from my ankle, of course). I just have to be more careful and behave when drunk! Since Nudel got in this city, all I've done were very stupid nasty things! I just keep wondering how worse things would be if the other two Patotos were here too... Shit! :/