“Zé te mijo no pé!”

Indeed... I haven't updated this thing and the other one very often lately. Dunno why... Maybe cos spending 4 days in a row at home, being outside just for 20 minutes to buy a few stuffs in the grocery shop, doesn't make your life too exciting, with different things and news to tell.
Yeah, for the ones who don’t know the reason for that is because last Saturday (crazy) night, after a friend’s party, I was getting home completely drunk from the back yard with my flatmates, when I stupidly fell down the 3 steps stairs and writhed my ankle VERY badly! Fuck! It hurt SO much! You have no idea! I was just like the fat kid in the rollercoaster’s video that I put last week here: "This hurts, this hurts! Somebody, this hurts!" ...Which made my flatmates laugh a lot at me! :( It’s amazing, but as soon as people see you are not dead, all they do is just laugh when shit things like that happen! Thankfully Léo stopped laugh for a while, helping me to stand up and to walk until my room. Then I just laid down in my bed and slept. Didn't even see Nudel putting the metres on the ground to sleep, as we always do when he come over.
On the morning I woke up with A LOT of pain and couldn’t stand up to walk! What was worse... When I sat down in the bed, I smelled pee in my room and noticed that part of the ground, Nudel’s metres and a bit of mine, was all wet with pee!!!!!! Shit! I thought I was dreaming and just couldn't understand how such a bizarre thing could have happened!!! When everybody woke up, of course they thought I was the one who did it cos I'm the only sleepwalker in the house!! But, fuck off, I know my self very well and I know that even sleeping I wouldn't do such a stupid thing! Even more cos I couldn't stand up to pee with my hurting ankle!! So Iza said that probably a dog came in the house while everybody was sleeping and pee in my room! ...Hehehe, oh yeah, sure! To me it was Nudel cos he's the biggest stupid drunk in the world, and I've seen and heard a lot of shit things he has done while drunk. But, of course, he denied and swears that wasn’t him...
Anyway, the mystery will be forever alive and no one will ever know. All I could do was washing everything (the ground, the sheets, Nudel's metres) and throwing my double size metres away! :/ Now everything is right and "new" again (apart from my ankle, of course). I just have to be more careful and behave when drunk! Since Nudel got in this city, all I've done were very stupid nasty things! I just keep wondering how worse things would be if the other two Patotos were here too... Shit! :/