"This house has a garage, if you don't decide to buy a car, you can easily put your drum kit there and rehearse with a band."
"Nicole Kidman was born in North Sydney... And lived in the cavern before it became a cavern..."
"The only not aussie product in Aldi (the supermarket) is 'Nescafé', the Brazilian coffee, with even the same label, all in Portuguese... Whatever, I hate coffee anyway."
"Nudel cooked noodles, or noodles cooked Nudel?"
"We went out for dinner with Nudel's mother... Very nice woman, but I felt a lot like I used to with Michelle's mother..."
"The huge stupid Japanese groups are still the most annoying thing when you run on the Harbour Bridge..."
"Romera762 is yours??? I've seen your logo before somewhere..."
"Patrick is one of the characters of that ‘Sponge Bob Square Pants’ cartoon. The other day I saw a little kid holding him as a toy... I really wanted to know where I could buy it and send by mail to someone I know..."
"That song 'I Wish You Love' from Vanilla Sky soundtrack is the kind of song my ex girlfriends should listen to..."
"For the first time we are just Brazilians in my house, and, believe it or not, it has been working better than ever, like a real family house..."
"Hey JoWse, do you have any interest to be sponsored? I've been thinking about it..."
"The 5kg I got in Brazil are gone... Just getting back to the old shape."
"In China they eat dogs and snakes. The second one is easily found in any good supermarket."
"She is as Irish as you are Brazilian! Happy San Patrick's day!"