“USA?! Nah, forget it! Too dangerous with all that terrorism’s problems, apart from all the bureaucracy with visa and stuff... If you wanna learn English I advice you Australia! Nice weather, safe, gorgeous, nice beaches, lovely people, etc…”
Yeah, cool, they were very right when they “sold” me Australia as an option of a country to live and study English, but what they didn’t warn me was about THESE FUCKING FLIES!!! Hell! So fucking annoying! You have no idea! Last year was exactly the same… Around October and November these stupid bugs suddenly come from somewhere to fucking annoy us in this city!!! Everywhere you go they are there to fly over you! You have no idea what is to work 7 hours with these little things flying around your face all the time! Do you know when they show on the news these very poor countries with people starving and flies around their body and face??? It’s the same here!!! …Hehehe, well, at least during October and November.
