"Luna vai Luna vem, frases assim que o vento tem..."

“Ok guys, if you wanna ride come this way, if you wanna just watch, this way.”


“Usually the parents of a beautiful person are ugly, and the ones from an ugly one are beautiful. For example... My parents are not very good looking people, and I wonder yours are gorgeous!”
-- Fazendeiro Reuben.


“- Say thanks to the man...
- Thanks to the man!”
-- a mother and her daughter.


“There’s a back door on the other side, you can have a preview from there. Otherwise you have to scan here...”


“I put the coin and the car went straight to the grass! I couldn’t get off there, sir!”
-- a 12-year-old boy.


“- Prasad is gonna be away for a month, guys! Where’re you going by the way, mate?”
- India!
- Oh, cool! It’s a nice place, you will love it…”
-- my supervisor.


“Just one shoulder, please...”


“When the child is cute I always treat well, but when is an ugly one I just give the normal customer service. Come on Hozey, everyone is like that!”
-- Fazendeiro Reuben.


“- De onde vocês são?
- Sorry? ... ôpa! Você perguntou em português!!”
-- uma brasileira na fila do brinquedo.


“These blonde chicks look ok”
-- a new work mate while working on the Mouse.


“What do you do when someone throws you a ball? ...Is the same!”
-- the Wild Mouse's operator explaining me how to do the breaks.


“Turn the wheel!”


“This ride sucks!! Can you make it faster???”
-- a 4-year-old girl complaining about the mini Ferris Wheel.


“- Hey guys, there’re other rides in the park, not just the Wild Mouse! Why don’t you go there?!?!
- We did, but that’s the best one! And we have a bet which I could come here 10 times more!!”
-- a boy and his sister coming for the 20th time in a row on the same ride.


“Fuck!”


“Why do you have an ear ring up there??? It hurts!”
-- a 10-year-old “mala” girl in the queue.


“Look! That’s my bag, it’s pink! Now you’ll remember us!”
-- the same 10-year-old “mala” girl in the queue.


“Sorry sir, but I don’t make the rules here, I just follow it...”


“How is your girl friend? ...She said you suck!”
-- one of my work mates.


“My grandfather’s name was Jose!”
-- a Foods & Beverages staff girl.


“Sorry buddy, you’re not tall enough to this ride…”


“Sorry buddy, you’re not short enough to this ride…”


“I don't have family. My mother died when I was very young, my father disappeared, my aunt died with cancer, my cousins died in a car accident going to her funeral, and all the rest of the family died by disease or accidents. But that’s alright, I have friends and I love them.”
-- my happiest work mate.